Shameless Self Expression

Scott Adkins returns as Mike Fallon, the title orchestrator of ‘accidental’ assassinations. After getting on the wrong side of his boss (the late Ray Stevenson) in the first film, Mike has been hiding out in Malta carrying out his trade in different surrounds. He eventually bumps into a familiar face, explosives expert Finicky Fred (Perry Benson) and before long the two are teaming up for business purposes. Eventually they are hired by crime boss Faminia Cinque to protect her idiot son (George Fouracres) from the assassins trying to rub him out. Although director Jesse V. Johnson dipped out of this one, some of the original “Accident Man” cast and crew are back for this 2022 sequel directed this time by debutants The Kirby Brothers. Based again on the Pat Mills comic book, there’s an inevitable drop in quality this time out (the first is one of Scott Adkins’ best films to date), but not nearly as much as you might expect. Scripted once again by Stu Small ( “Triple Threat” , “Avengemen...

Marine Major Daniel Hugh Kelly investigates the wreckage of a chopper accident and deduces that a faulty machine part is to blame. Unfortunately, somebody is not happy with Kelly going public with his findings, leaving his tough wife (Amy Madigan) and young son (Robin MacEachern) vulnerable to assassins in the employ of powerful figures who are part of a conspiracy. Maury Chaykin plays one of the assassins, John Colicos plays Kelly’s friendly commanding officer, Michael Ironside is the reclusive survivalist brother of Kelly, Chuck Shamata plays a Marine Sergeant, veteran bit player Garrick Hagon plays a sinister manufacturing company bigwig, and Clark Johnson plays an investigative journalist who gets everybody’s nose out of joint. Produced by Roger Corman’s wife Julie, and directed by TV veteran Mario Azzopardi (the kinda OK Rutger Hauer thriller “Bone Daddy” ), this 1987 Canadian action-thriller just isn’t what the cover promises. If you’re looking for 90 minutes of Amy Madigan takin...

Rockne Tarkington plays the title dashiki-wearing, stick-carrying club/bar owner, an African-American with a tamed lion (!) behind the bar. Gangster Johnny Nappa (William Smith) wants to muscle in on Samson’s territory and will gladly fuck shit up to get what he wants. Meanwhile, Johnny’s old school uncle and boss, who would prefer to carry out business in a more gentlemanly fashion. Carol Speed plays Samson’s squeeze, whilst Connie Strickland turns up as Johnny’s mistreated girl whom he coerces into posing as a prospective dancer at Samson’s club to spy on him. Michael Payne plays a high-as-a-kite drug dealer named Arthur, a powerful community figure, but a coward and sleaze who initially refuses to help Samson when Johnny and his goons take things too far. Napoleon Whiting plays Samson’s elderly friend and employee Old Henry.   It’s not often I’ll get the opportunity to watch a film twice before reviewing it, but I subsequently bought this 1974 blaxploitation film in a 4 movi...

Marketing/merchandising expert James Coburn is enlisted to join the team for athlete Goldine (Susan Anton) who hopes to win three sprinting gold medals at the upcoming Olympics in Moscow. However, Goldine (AKA Goldengirl) is no ordinary track athlete. Her German scientist adoptive father (Curd Jurgens) has designed and moulded her from birth to be a super athlete. Hormone injections included. John Newcombe plays another client/creation of Jurgens, a tennis pro. Robert Culp briefly turns up as a sports announcer, Leslie Caron is a shrink, Harry Guardino and Michael Lerner play two of the businessmen with an investment in Goldengirl.   Directed by Joseph Sargent ( “The Taking of Pelham One, Two, Three” but also “Jaws the Revenge” ), this 1979 box-office flop is so bad, it’s a lucky thing hardly anyone has seen it. Scripted by John Kohn ( “Reach for Glory” ) from a Peter Lear novel, it’s not only incredibly boring, it’s truly embarrassing. I’ve never seen a film seemingly destine...

The story of two elderly sisters living in a seaside home, tempestuous Bette Davis and the more genial Lillian Gish (93 years-old at the time). The sisters are occasionally visited by an aging, salt-of-the-earth caretaker (Harry Carey Jr.), a neighbour (Ann Sothern), and even romantic Russian immigrant Vincent Price, who is currently down on his luck.   Almost the entirety of cinematic history up to its release date is on show here making this small, otherwise not terribly significant 1987 film a must-see. I’m normally of the belief that script is king, and here the screenplay by David Berry (no further or prior film credits) lacks a compelling story and very clearly shows its stage origins. As directed by Lindsay Anderson ( “This Sporting Life” , “If…” ), I really shouldn’t like this film, if you’ve read my criticisms before about ‘stagey’ films. Not a lot happens here. And yet, 100+ years of cinematic history is right there before your eyes. It’s a rare case of being captiva...

Set in your standard post-apocalyptic worldview where Richard Lynch and John Saxon run the world in fascist, militaristic fashion. Into this horrible scenario drops a beautiful alien (Elizabeth Kaitan) here on a research mission, and unsurprisingly she attracts the attention of our villains and is quickly imprisoned. There she will be freed and team up with motorcycle-riding Jay Roberts Jr., and smart-mouthed Chuck Jeffreys to take part in a resistance. Christopher Mitchum plays the leader of the resistance who has past ties to Roberts. Chris De Rose plays a bounty hunter, whilst James Lew is Saxon’s chief henchman, and Michael Standing plays an Australian member of the resistance group (and does a more than decent Aussie accent).   “Low Blow” and “Killpoint” director Frank Harris, screenwriter-actor Michael Standing, and a cast full of cult actors and stunt performers. The result? A mixed bag that probably should’ve played to the strengths of the majority of its cast and the...

On Christmas Eve, disillusioned Santa Claus (David Harbour) stumbles onto a heist in progress as ‘Scrooge’ (John Leguizamo) and his criminal team (Mitra Suri and Brendan Fletcher among them) pose as caterers for a wealthy family hosting a family Christmas party. They’re there to rob the vault of family matriarch Gertrude (Beverly D’Angelo). Santa was just stopping by for the free alcohol but his better/violent instincts kick in and he decides to help young Trudy (Leah Brady) and her affluent brood. Cam Gigandet plays the idiot actor boyfriend of D’Angelo’s alcoholic daughter Alva (Edi Patterson).   Mel Gibson gave us a gun-running Santa in the slightly underrated “Fatman” , and now David Harbour and director Tommy Wirkola (the slightly overrated “Dead Snow” ) put their own spin on the ‘Christmas Action Movie’ idea with this 2022 film. I’m still likely to go with “Die Hard” , “Lethal Weapon” , or “First Blood” (yes, there’s Christmas decorations in it) for my ‘Christmas Action...