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Review: Puppet Master II

Paranormal psychologists (including Charlie Spradling) converge at a hotel in Bodega Bay after hearing about the events of the first film. Unsurprisingly, Andre Toulon’s living puppets don’t take kindly to visitors and start bumping them off. Nita Talbot plays a psychic, and Steven Welles eventually turns up as a heavily-bandaged man who claims to have inherited the hotel. He allows them to stay through their investigations, but won’t allow them into his quarters. George ‘Buck’ Flower and Sage Allen play a couple of elderly farmers.   Full Moon’s resident FX guy David Allen ( “The Primevals” ) takes the helm for this 1990 sequel to the film that helped build Charles Band’s other company after the end of Empire Pictures. Although most reviews state that Allen wasn’t up for the task of directing, I actually think this one’s ever-so slightly better than the first film. Basically “Prince of Darkness” with puppets, it’s essentially the same film done marginally more effectively, w...
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Review: Chantal

Mousy small-town girl Chantal (Misty Mundae) arrives in Hollywood with stars in her eyes and hopes of acting glory. Instead she’s immediately preyed upon, tricked, used, and abused by the more low-rent individuals in the entertainment industry. These include photographers (Darian Caine, Andrea Davis, and Julie Strain) as well as a hardened call girl played by Julian Wells.   Back around the early to mid 2000s, I was a bit of a hired gun over at the long-defunct Film Asylum website (not to be confused with my other former gig at The Horror Asylum, which I believe is under new management). It seemed like whenever a new Seduction Cinema or E.I. Independent Cinema film was released, I was volunteering for the review gig. If you’ve heard of those labels and have read enough of my reviews on here, it’s probably obvious why I was the man for that job: Lots of ladies who prefer the company of other ladies is a shared theme. They weren’t high-brow entertainment and weren’t trying to be,...
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Review: The Land Before Time

Set in Prehistoric times, with changing climate making precious vegetation scarce for the Earth’s herbivores. Young brontosaurus Littlefoot (voiced by Gabriel Damon from “RoboCop 2” ) hears of a promised land with plenty of vegetation and no danger from the carnivirous dinosaurs who prey on his kind. He leads a band of herbivores on a journey to their new home. Pat Hingle (who also narrates) and Helen Shaver voice Littlefoot’s parents, the late Judith Barsi provides the voice of the excitable Ducky, Candace Hutson voices ‘three horn’ triceratops Cera, and Will Ryan is the voice of anxious pteranodon Petrie, who hasn’t quite mastered flying yet.   No one will confuse this 1988 Don Bluth ( “An American Tail” , “All Dogs Go to Heaven” , “Titan A.E.” ) animated movie for being the best animated movie of all time. However, for those of us of a certain generation it holds a special place in our childhood memories and hopefully our adult hearts. Basically “Bambi” with dinosaurs, my c...
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Review: Journey Into Fear

Sam Waterston plays an American geologist in Turkey on business who seems to be the target for murder. Joseph Wiseman plays a local cop, Zero Mostel is a loud Turkish embassy official, and Yvette Mimieux plays a French singer with full-on  “Allo, Allo”  accent. Donald Pleasence turns up as a fidgety tobacco salesman who doesn’t smoke and whose company may not exist, and why is he always following Waterston around? Vincent Price plays a Persian archaeologist who is very obviously not what he claims to be. Shelley Winters and Stanley Holloway play husband and wife, and Ian McShane plays a hired killer.   This 1975 adaptation of the Eric Ambler novel was directed by Daniel Mann ( “Come Back, Little Sheba” ,  “Our Man Flint” ) and has a pretty fashionable cast for its time. The 1943 version had Orson Welles and Joseph Cotten, and is a bit of a critical darling. The 1975 version was dismissed by critics at the time, and has been relegated to obscurity. Vince...
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Review: Dear Zachary – A Letter to a Son About His Father

Documentarian Kurt Kuenne tells the story of his friend Dr. Andrew Bagby, a well-loved and respected man murdered in cold-blood at just 28 years old. Kuenne frames this film as a tribute to his friend but specifically for Andrew’s son Zachary to understand the father who was tragically taken away from him before his birth. This would sadly not be the only tragedy documented before the film’s completion.   Whenever I see a discussion about the best true crime documentaries, this 2008 Kurt Kuenne film is almost always mentioned. As is the notion that it’s a devastating film that will emotionally wreck you. So if you’ve not seen the film, go ahead and watch it first. You should generally read my reviews afterwards anyway. Nonetheless, bear that description in mind because this film does seem to upset the vast majority of people who have seen it. I can definitely understand why, however my main emotion both times I’ve watched this film – yes, I’ve subjected myself to it twice over ...
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Review: Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory

Carl Schell plays a disgraced doctor who accepts a teaching position at a home/school for wayward girls. Before long, people start getting attacked seemingly by a wolf. Or is it something else? Curt Lowens plays the shifty director of the school, Barbara Lass plays a student trying to figure out what’s going on, and Luciano Pigozzi plays the creepy caretaker.   Despite the cheesy AIP-esque title, this 1961 film from director Paolo Heusch (casting director on the infamous “Caligula” ) and screenwriter Ernesto Gastaldi ( “Terror in the Crypt” , “The Virgin of Nuremberg” , “The Whip and the Body” , “Torso” ) is an Italian offering and a bit more serious than it sounds. Like the later “The Beast Must Die” it’s basically a murder-mystery where the murderer is a werewolf. It’s kinda watchable and there’s some good stuff in it, but not enough to wholly recommend.   The werewolf attacks are too few and far between, with lots of thumb-twiddling throughout. The makeup is pretty...
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Review: Julie Darling

Isabelle Mejias is the title disturbed teenager who plots to do away with her mother so that she can have her oblivious father (Anthony Franciosa) all to herself. Yes, in that way. Fate intervenes by way of a delivery guy (Paul Hubbard) who misreads signals and then gets violent with the mother. Everything seems to be working to psychotic plan for Julie until she hits a pretty big snag: Her dad starts seeing a new woman…and she’s played by Sybil Danning. Yeah, good luck winning that one, Julie.   Genuinely messed up, bonkers 1982 film from “Chained Heat” director Paul Nicholas and his co-writer Maurice Smith ( “The Joys of Jezebel” ) is admittedly not very good or particularly well-made. I can’t really recommend it, certainly not wholeheartedly. It is however, pretty committed to its crazy-arse central conceit, and that earns it some points at least. That said, the bonkers premise and the commitment to it do also likely limit the film’s appeal for most viewers. In other word...
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Review: Chrome and Hot Leather

Tony Young plays one of four green berets (with Peter Brown and Marvin Gaye playing two of the others) who take a break from training recruits for the Vietnam War to take on biker gang The Wizards, one of whom (stunt guy Michael Haynes) directly caused the death of Young’s fiancé (played by a young Cheryl Ladd) and her friend. William Smith plays the mean leader of The Wizards, who is pissed at the reckless Haynes for bringing unnecessary trouble to the gang. Look out for brief appearances by Robert Ridgely, Erik Estrada, and Dan Haggerty (as ‘Bearded Man’).   Flawed 1971 AIP film from director Lee Frost ( “The Thing With Two Heads” , “The Black Gestapo” ) lacks a decent leading man and exploitation goodies but still gets the job done by biker movie standards. If this is your type of thing, there’s no reason you won’t enjoy this one. Lead actor Tony Young was apparently a TV western guy which makes more sense than being in something like this. He’s lost at sea here. Even stuntm...
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