Review: What Just Happened
Robert De Niro is a veteran mid-level film producer with a lot of shit to deal with right now, and not just professionally. He’s got two film projects running at the moment, one with a seriously temperamental Bruce Willis (as himself, kinda), who refuses to shave off a huge bushy beard for a romantic lead role (he also needs to lose a few pounds), and the other a violent, but pretentious action film that has just had an hilariously unhappy test screening (One especially amusing comment reads; ‘My wife is still crying, asshole!’), and has the money men above De Niro panicking. What was so bad about it? Well, audiences hated the part where Sean Penn (again as himself, kinda) shoots the dog in the head...in close-up. The drugged-out, neurotic English director (Michael Wincott- seemingly really wired ) takes exception to demands from the producers to cut the scene out, claiming it would offend his artistic integrity and ruin his film and what he was trying to say. Icy studio head Cathe