Review: Bullet Train
Brad Pitt plays an assassin codenamed Ladybug, who accepts a mission from his handler (Sandra Bullock) to board a Japanese bullet train, grab a briefcase and quickly get off at the next stop. Because this is a movie, that mission comes with a few snags in the form of various killers with various missions and motivations of their own. Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry play chatty cockney assassins, Joey King is another assassin with a revenge plan to carry out, Andrew Koji and Hiroyuki Sanada play father and son, and Michael Shannon is the Russian crime lord referred to as ‘The White Death’. A lot of people seemed to really like this 2022 David Leitch ( “Atomic Blonde” , producer of “John Wick” ) assassin action/comedy. Hi, I’m not a lot of people. I don’t know how people managed to sit through two hours of this annoying chatterbox without complaint, 85 minutes was far more than enough I felt. Hiroyuki Sanada and an uncredited Channing Tatum are good, bu...