Review: Avenging Angel
Betsy Russell
plays Molly, who four years after the events of the first film is now studying
to become a lawyer, when she hears that cop/paternal figure Lt. Andrews (Robert
F. Lyons) has been killed. This motivates Molly to once again walk the streets
as hooker Angel, to find his killers. Her other surviving surrogate family
members are back; retired showbiz cowboy Kit Carson (Rory Calhoun),
foul-mouthed lesbian Solly (Susan Tyrrell), and the Chaplin-esque street
performer Yo-Yo Charlie (Stephen M. Porter). Ossie Davis (yes, the man who
delivered Malcolm X’s eulogy) plays a police captain, Tim Rossovich (the poor
man’s Brion James) is a thug, Robert Tessier (is a tattooist), and Liz Sheridan
(Jerry! How could anybody not like you!) plays a sanatorium nurse.
Made a year after
the original “Angel”, this 1985
sequel from director and co-writer Robert Vincent O’Neill (who made the
original), is probably even worse. It’s certainly duller, and aside from the
always fine Ossie Davis (!), the acting is worse, particularly lead actress
Betsy Russell. Replacing original lead Donna Wilkes, Russell shows why she’s
seriously one of the worst actresses of all-time. In her few moments of
cuteness and sweetness she’s tolerable, but whenever she tries for seriousness,
conviction, or toughness, she’s astoundingly bad. Watching her fail to act in a
scene with the great Ossie Davis is particularly painful, and it’s interesting
to note that she was as facially immobile in 1985 as she is today.
As was the case
before, the mixture of gritty subject and sudsy treatment is an issue (Solly
becomes surrogate mum to an abandoned baby in this one!), but the tone is a bit
less uneven perhaps. In a weird way,
I kinda miss the harsher stuff, and certainly this one has a lot less nudity.
There’s just not enough sleaze, instead it focuses more on the goofy stuff that
I hated in the original. Yes, Rory Calhoun’s character gives the film it’s only
energy and amusement, but it also makes the film unrealistic and silly. I said
last time that Calhoun looked like a senile old man wheeled out of the old
folk’s home in his old costume, and put in front of the camera like in an Ed
Wood film. Here he first appears getting busted out of a sanatorium. Close
enough. Replacing Cliff Gorman as the paternal police officer this time is
Robert F. Lyons, who looks and acts nothing like Gorman. He seems younger, for
a start, and is pretty awful.
The villains are
a step down from the creepy John Diehl from the original, I must say, but Ross
Hagan isn’t too bad as the chief
henchman. Credit where it’s due, though, the drag queens in this are a hundred
times more convincing than Dick Shawn in the first film. But then, so is Dame
Edna. Bizarre soundtrack featuring Bronski Beat and several tunes by our very
own Split Enz (well, OK, New Zealand’s own, but we can still claim Crowded
House, right?). Never thought I’d read the name Split Enz in the end credits to
this.
I can’t believe
they made two more of these films after this one. Someone must be a fan (the
original raked in over $20 million in the US), but why? This one is so awfully bloody redundant, with the only real
differences being that Angel is now an almost Law School chick, and there’s a
revenge motif. O’Neill co-wrote the screenplay with Joseph Michael Cala once
again. Why didn’t somebody stop them?
Rating: D+
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