Review: Godzilla, Mothra, Mechagodzilla: Tokyo SOS
A year after the events of the
previous film, and Mechagodzilla is now fully restored and operational. Which
is just as well, because both Godzilla and Mothra have made their presence
known. At the same time, Professor Chujo (Hiroshi Koizumi), a witness to
Mothra’s first appearance in Japan 40 years ago, is paid a visit by the giant
moth/larvae’s twin fairies. They warn him and all humanity that the bones used
in the formation of Mechagodzilla must be returned to their rightful resting
place, or else risk an all-out monster attack. Wait…didn’t we just go through
that? Yes, yes we did. But it’s different this time, apparently. Needless to
say, the Professor’s pleas get ignored and all monster hell breaks loose.
Yumiko Shaku returns very briefly as pilot Akane Yashiro, one of the heroes of
the previous film.
A slight step back for the
‘Millennium Series’ and director Masaaki Tezuka with this overpopulated yet
underdone 2003 entry. It’s a better entry than “Giant Monsters All-Out
Attack”, but not by enough to really count. Oddly enough, here’s a Godzilla
movie that could’ve stood to have been longer so as to flesh out everything and
make us care about the characters in between the monster action. That said, one
of the problems is that there’s too many characters
to deal with in less than 90 minutes. It’s a shame, because there was potential
with series returnee Hiroshi Koizumi’s character (a reprisal of his role in “Mothra”
and “Godzilla vs. Mothra”, two of the best-ever Toho kaiju films in my
opinion), but he ends up waiting in the wings for far too long hanging out with
a kid. It’s also a shame that the film gives us more “Top Gun”-esque
antics (as in the previous film), because that stuff is probably better-written
here than in the previous “Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla” (a much better
film overall), which it is a direct sequel to. However, since it’s really a
re-tread of material from that film, it proves rather dull. Hell, that’s not
the only instance of repeating material, as once again we’re talking about how
digging up Godzilla’s bones in the previous film was a bad idea. Yeah, we
covered that last time, but now Mothra’s apparently pissy about it, too. Being
a direct sequel is one thing, but this film ends up playing too much like “Godzilla
vs. Mechagodzilla 1.5”, not really advancing the story far enough. It feels
like the continuation of the end of the previous film rather than the beginning
of a new film that takes the characters of the previous film into a new story.
The film starts well, showing that
Toho have entered the modern age by giving us jet fighter scenes early on that
aren’t just miniatures. 3 minutes in and Mothra turns up to be a total dick and
take a swipe at the jets. That’s not nice, though Mechagodzilla later attempts
to take a human pilot on a suicide mission against his will, so there’s that
too. Meanwhile, even in its dormant state Mechagodzilla is awesome to behold,
shot at great camera angles from below (He looks majestic throughout). Godzilla
is rather well-shot too, by cinematographer Yoshinori Sekiguchi (who shot
several of the ‘Heisei series’ of “Godzilla” films), particularly when
seen from above. Mothra is lensed pretty decently as well, with ever-so
slightly better projection work than usual. Godzilla at times seems a little
unsure how to attack Mothra, which is rather weird. However, there’s some nice
limb crunching, to which all Mothra can really answer with is pixie dust or
some shit. Not that the humans here are especially intelligent either,
eventually doing the very thing the Mothra twins warn them to jolly well not
do. Yes, once again we’ve got a replay of “The Day the Earth Stood Still”
with aliens warning humans about their destructive ways, and going nuclear on
us when we ignore their pleas. Here the humans are like the dickhead mayor from
“Jaws” refusing to close the place down. Also, I have to call out one
dumbfuck for assuming that because Godzilla has a ‘tummy ache’ that he’ll be
easy to deal with. It’s still a giant, radioactive, fire-breathing lizard you
twits. Then again, we get multiple Mothras in this one, which is cool. The
weirdest monster moment in the film is when Godzilla and Mechagodzilla have a
cuddle. It’s adorable. Then Mechagodzilla throws Godzilla into a building. That
escalated rather quickly. While I’ve called out the humans and monsters for
idiotic behaviour I also have to chastise the Mothra twins for ultimately
wimping out on their threat, which isn’t really taken anywhere and they end up
helping the Mechagodzilla crew. So that’s a shame.
A pissed off radioactive giant
lizard, a dickish giant robot, a judge-y giant moth, and bone-headed humans
combine for a pretty uneven film. There’s too many moving parts for such a
short film, and a lot of the story and character elements feel like leftovers
from the previous film. With a fairly average script by the director and
Masahito Yokotani (“Giant Monsters All-Out Attack”), this one’s just OK.
It’s a bit better than the series capper though, “Godzilla: Final Wars”.
Rating: C+
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