Review: All the Devil’s Men
Milo Gibson plays an ex-Navy SEAL and supposed ‘war
junkie’ who hasn’t been home to his family in a long time. Now he’s taking his
place in a CIA-funded squad of mercs who do ‘off the books’ jobs, this despite
Gibson preferring to be a loner. Of course. Alongside grizzled comrade William
Fichtner and cocky new acquaintance Gbenga Akinnagbe they are to track down
no-good turncoats Joseph Millson and Elliot Cowan, the former of whose life
Gibson once saved. Now former CIA guy Cowan (who has become radicalised and apparently
been aiding the Taliban, I might add) and Millson are involved in an arms
exchange with some nasty Russians. Sylvia Hoeks plays Gibson’s tough-talking
CIA handler.
I guess writer-director Matthew Hope (“The Veteran”
with Toby Kebbell) wanted Milo Gibson – son of Mad Mel – to be the next big
thing in action with this 2018 action-thriller. Unfortunately Milo has none of
his dad’s charisma, talent, or presence based on his efforts here and Hope
brings nothing of interest either. By the way, Gibson The Younger also looks
like Gerard Butler crossed with Luke Hemsworth’s less attractive stunt double
which once realised can’t be unseen.
As for the film, Hope gives us a heck of an opening
scene but nothing after it arouses any interest or excitement at all. Joseph
Millson is quite good as one of the bad guys, and William Fichtner has an
interesting world-weariness to him. However, the latter exits before the end of
the first act. So that leaves us with the dreadfully dull Gibson, woefully
miscast Sylvia Hoeks, and the irritating Tyrese Gibson-esque action-comedy
stylings of a guy named Gbenga Akinnagbe. He’s a constant source of annoyance
and belongs in a different kind of film altogether. As for Hoeks, any time she
tries to sound tough you can’t help but laugh. She just doesn’t have it in her,
some people just don’t. I’d say she’s a bit too young for the part anyway. Lead
villain Elliot Cowan gives off no sense of menace whatsoever and is given a
ridiculously over-written speech where he threatens to do awful things to a
guy’s family. It’s nothing that anyone would say unless they were in a
fictional film and the character is like a subpar “24”
villain-for-an-episode at best. You’ll wish you were watching “24”,
which for most seasons was quite compelling. As an action film, this is entirely
enervated because there’s nothing much here to care about, not with the modern
day Robert Ginty in the lead and the clichéd plotting. There’s lots of
shooting, none of it remotely interesting or exciting.
Tedious action-thriller with dead weight in the lead,
and mostly pretty poor performances elsewhere. Good work by Fichtner and
Millson isn’t near enough to make you care about any of this. A total bomb.
Rating: D
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