Review: Revival 69: The Concert That Rocked the World
A documentary talking about a 1969 Toronto rock concert
that featured John Lennon and The Plastic Ono Band (Eric Clapton included),
Alice Cooper, The Doors, Little Richard, and Chuck Berry among others.
This should’ve been one heck of a rockumentary
experience full of great footage and fascinating stories, as the rock ‘n’ roll
old guard got to mix with hip young acts like The Doors and The Alice Cooper
Band (who are mostly functioning as the backing band for Gene Vincent, best
known for his hit ‘Be Bop a Lula’). Director Ron Chapman and writer Phyllis
Ellis (who directs her own docos as well) had other ideas apparently, because
this 2023 film is almost completely useless. I hate, absolutely hate the
quirky animated storytelling device used throughout this. It’s like a mixture
of Terry Gilliam and “Daria”, only cheap and boring. It kills what
should truly be a historic, legendary story. And where’s the concert footage? For
a whopping 35 minutes, all we get are crap animation and phone calls/messages
detailing the organisation of the concert. It’s nowhere near as fascinating as
the filmmakers seem to think. Yes it’s cool to hear John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s
voices, but all this negotiation talk was of zero interest to me. I wanted to
see the footage and to know what it was like for everyone involved to have been
there. 30 minutes into a less than 90 minute film, I just wanted the music,
man.
The only truly interesting talking head here is the
token Canadian rock representative, Rush frontman Geddy Lee, who being a
Canadian stoner at the time was of course an attendee of the concert. It was
nice to hear from Robby Krieger of The Doors as well, but the rest? A total
snooze. 37 excruciating minutes in and we finally see and hear Bo Diddley
playing a crazy-arse guitar. It’s cool stuff, Diddley’s performance is actually
better than some of the Woodstock acts to be honest. Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck
Berry might seem a touch out of place at a hippie rock concert in 1969 but Lewis
sounds great especially considering he’s very clearly on some kind of combination
of chemical influences. It’s great stuff, there’s just not nearly enough of
it. We see and hear more of Berry, but unfortunately some of his performance of
‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Music’ gets drowned out by the talking heads drivel. Berry truly
looks to have put on a show-stopper but we don’t get to enjoy it as much as one
would’ve liked. I’m fine with a mixture of concert footage and talking heads
discussion so long as the balance is right and the information being delivered
via those talking heads is interesting. This film fails in both regards, though
I did find it amusing that a concert featuring Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard,
and Chuck Berry would be emceed by the notorious Kim Fowler. Hell, Alice Cooper
wasn’t sober at this point so he was probably raising hell at the time too. It’s
quite the collection of rock ‘n’ roll crazies.
After 53 minutes I had figured we’d seen about 5
minutes maximum of concert footage, and that just isn’t good enough by a long
shot. Even the normally reliable Cooper has nothing interesting to say here,
and the concert footage of the band is variable in interest. Whilst the idea of
The Alice Cooper Band backing up Gene Vincent is hilarious in theory, in
actuality they sound mediocre and Vincent looks completely out of his gourd
(Vincent would die a few years later at just 36). When they get to perform
their own stuff without Vincent, the on-stage antics are curious enough to make
you wish you were watching the concert itself. The band was its own beast and
weird as all hell. For what it’s worth I saw Alice – long into his solo career
at this stage – on the ‘Brutal Planet’ tour and loved it, so I’m a fan. This
is the concert where the infamous chicken incident happened. I’ve heard the
story a billion times, Alice appears to be bored with the story, but it kinda
had to be retold here. And then we get Little Richard to blow everyone else off
the frigging stage with just pure energy. You can’t go wrong with ‘Good Golly
Miss Molly’, whether it’s sung by Little Richard, CCR, or John Goodman in “King
Ralph”. Unfortunately, because this is a concert featuring the Plastic Ono Band
it means we have to be obliterated with Yoko Ono’s inimitable musical and vocal
stylings…even though we’re not allowed to hear much of anyone else because the
filmmakers don’t want us to see the concert that the documentary is entirely
about. Klaus Voormann of the Plastic Ono Band speaks for us all when describing
the sound Yoko makes during a performance of ‘Cold Turkey’, I won’t spoil it
for you. To be honest, Yoko and Lennon seem completely zonked on drugs here and
it’s not enjoyable. So thankfully our wonderful filmmakers keep up the
consistency of showing sweet bugger all of the footage. Even the performance of
‘Give Peace a Chance’ is just OK. I also need to point out that despite his
prior comments, ‘ol Klaus is full of praise for Yoko’s performance just a few
minutes later. No, you had it right the first time, mate. The love between John
and Yoko was beautiful, but her singing and this film suck. The film ends in
such a rush that you wonder if they ran out of funds. I don’t even think we
heard The Doors perform at all, and if we did it was a miniscule amount.
I had a miserable time with this. One of the least
enjoyable music documentaries I’ve ever seen, and the good reviews and ratings
it has received has me dumbfounded. I got almost nothing out of his one, but I
suppose music nerds interested in how a big concert is put together – involving
last minute wrangling – might get a lot more out of it than me. However if
you’re looking to hear a lot of music from these iconic artists…go to your CD
collection or Spotify. You won’t get anything from this.
Rating: D
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