Review: The Marine 4: Moving Target
Mike
‘The Miz’ Mizanin is back as ex-Marine now private security guy Jake Carter,
part of a security team (also featuring Matthew MacCaull and Roark Critchlow)
charged with guarding bratty whistle-blower Melissa Roxburgh. As you might
predict, it doesn’t go well. The big bad contractor Roxburgh is tattling on
sends a bunch of mercenaries (including Jason Statham wannabe Josh Blacker and
WWE ‘Diva’ Summer Rae) to take everybody out. Jake and the girl must flee to
safety, but it appears that there was an ‘inside man’, and Jake will have to
contend with them too, if he and Roxburgh are to get out of this situation
alive.
An
improvement over The Miz’s first showing in the franchise (“The Marine 3:
Homefront”), this 2015 action film from director William Kaufman (“Jarhead
3” with Scott Adkins) and scribe Alan McElroy (who scripted the first film
as well as the underrated “Rapid Fire” and “Wrong Turn”) is
pretty much on par with the first two films: Watchable, but fairly unremarkable
action films. Miz is much more comfortable in the lead this time around, even
though any wrestling fan will tell you that he makes for a much better
supremely annoying pissant ‘heel’ than ‘babyface’ hero. He can do this, it’s
just not casting him to his best advantage, which is bizarre given it’s a WWE
Studios film. The film is also really nicely shot (the best-looking film in the
series by far), moves at a good clip and has plenty of action in it to keep you
awake.
The
supporting cast isn’t as impressive as the first three films (which featured
the likes of Robert Patrick, Temuera Morrison, Michael Rooker, Neal McDonough,
and Michael Eklund) in terms of known names, but is fairly respectable in terms
of performances. WWE ‘Diva’ (God I hate that term) Summer Rae, however, is a
real head-scratcher here. Like I said earlier, it’s a WWE Studios film, yet
they make really weird casting choices for their own talent. You would think
WWE having their own film studio and making their own films, would want to
highlight the talent chosen to appear in their films, right? Unfortunately,
Summer gets about the same treatment Wade Barrett got in “Dead Man Down”.
She gets barely any dialogue, doesn’t do much more than she says, and doesn’t
do much of anything terribly well, really. She’s certainly better off being a
villainess than a damsel in distress, but here she doesn’t convince holding a
machine gun, for crying out loud. And yet they gave the damn Christmas movie to
Paige? I just don’t get it all (Hell,
cast Lana, AKA C.J. Perry, who really was
an actress before WWE picked her up and has no problem convincing as a tough
chick). Then again, I don’t understand why WWE keep giving Miz all these movies
without actually pushing him in their wrestling product. He hasn’t touched the
main event scene in years. The fact that WWE are more obsessed with magazine
covers, hashtags and Twitter than wrestling, is probably a pretty good
explanation, I guess. Sorry, non-fans, wrestle-centric rant over. I promise.
Truth
be told, the only one of the villains to come out looking OK is Matthew
MacCaull, and even his character raises red flags just a tad early for what is
meant to be somewhat of a surprise. I would’ve liked more scenes with veteran
soap actor Roark Critchlow, easily the best actor in the entire film, but sadly
not long for this one. Lead actress Melissa Roxburgh is OK, but her character
here is a special kind of stupid. She’s aggressively stubbornly stupid and
clearly wants to get her stupid arse killed. Speaking of stupid, as much as I
kinda enjoyed the action in this, the sheer ridiculosity (that’s my word, I own
it) of the blood being splattered took away from it all just a bit. I wasn’t
offended, as it was clearly CGI blood and hardly realistic, but there’s just
way too much of it to be credible. The grappling contests don’t last very long,
but what we get is well-done, even one featuring Miz and Summer Rae that you’d
certainly never get to see in today’s WWE. I’m rather glad Summer wasn’t given
the clichéd catfight with Roxburgh. That was a great decision.
Some
ridiculous CGI blood, uninteresting villains, and an annoying lead female
character detract from a somewhat enjoyable, if very simplistic action movie.
The action itself is well-done, and Miz is starting to find his groove as an
actor, but the blood was just too silly and let’s face it, this is pretty
formulaic stuff. It’s just OK, which probably puts it near the top of WWE
releases, really.
Rating:
C+
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