Review: Killpoint
In what is absolutely not a
forerunner to “Rush Hour”, Cop and widower Leo Fong teams up with ATF
agent Richard Roundtree to take down nutty crime lord Cameron Mitchell and his
arms dealer cohort named Nighthawk (Stack Pierce). Hope Holliday turns up as a
madam, James Lew is a henchman, and that’s a young, baby-faced Branscombe
Richmond talking to Fong in a locker room at one point. You’ve seen him get
beaten up by most of your favourite 80s action heroes at some point. It’s his
thing.
Producer-star-golem Leo Fong combines
with “Aftershock” director Frank Harris in this 10c action movie from
1984. Harris also scripts, produces, edits, and serves as cinematographer here.
Co-star Hope Holliday serves as casting director and associate producer due to
the apparent advice of her friend and co-star Cameron Mitchell, having produced
several other Mitchell 80s cheapies as well. What’s my point? This whole film
plays like a bunch of slumming colleagues and friends got together to provide
the barest of minimums – at best – in order to make a quick, shamelessly
cynical buck off the seriously undemanding. Fred ‘Hammer’ Williamson isn’t
involved here (Having earlier worked with Fong for the oddball but mediocre “Blind
Rage”), but this movie is still bargain bin junk reminiscent of one of The
Hammer’s ‘Po Boy Productions. It’s terrible on all fronts.
Director Harris is obsessed with
close-ups of Fong’s blank stare, which reveals nothing. Fong has zero acting
ability, charisma, or premise. Nada. Zip. Zilch. He severely lacks energy or any
emotional investment and frankly looks more like a high school maths teacher
than a bad arse. Sadly, on evidence here and in “Blind Rage” (which he
produced and co-wrote) he doesn’t seem to have any abilities on the other side
of the filmmaking process either unless helping to churn out cheap, cynical
product counts (It doesn’t). Harris is the real ‘star’ here though, his filmmaking
incompetence is on show throughout. One scene shows the same shot of
actor/fight choreographer (along with Fong) James Lew over and over, at least
three times. Later we get random martial arts footage for no other reason than
padding, and what’s with that random bit of narration towards the end of the
film from Mitchell coming out of nowhere? A scene between two lawmen on the
phone has one of them very clearly and very monotonously reading their lines. They’re
like two admin workers at a box factory. Turns out they were real-life cops,
presumably technical advisors on the film. One actor playing a pawn shop owner
is so bad he might just have been an actual pawn shop owner who was handed the
script about two minutes prior. Taking into account the participation of real
cops mentioned above, and given the pawn shop guy’s character name is Bernie,
is played by a guy named Bernie Nelson in his only IMDb credit, I reckon I’m
probably right. Later we get some guy we don’t know getting shot by some other
guy we don’t know. Eventually we learn that one of them was a snitch and that
Mitchell hired the other to dispatch them. Why not set that up beforehand? Amateur
hour.
Similar to Fong, Stack Pierce has a
stone face and no discernible acting talent on show here. He’s got a deep voice
but looks painfully bored and talks slower than Droopy. He’s one of the worst
actors with a decent-sized resumé I’ve ever seen. 113 acting credits, including
“Cool Breeze”, “WarGames”, and “A Rage in Harlem”. Here he
plays a villain named Nighthawk, and I’d just like to say that it’s completely
unfair that a guy already named Stack Pierce gets to play a guy with the even
cooler sounding name of Nighthawk. Even a coasting Richard Roundtree in his
stock cop role is 10 times more convincing than Fong and Pierce without
seemingly trying. He’s just here to get paid for about 10 minutes of screen
time like with almost every other role he accepted in the 80s and early 90s. Playing
William Sadler to Pierce’s John Amos (for all you “Die Hard 2” fans out
there) is Cameron Mitchell, a mainstay of absolutely shit 80s films. Sunglasses-sporting
Mitchell shows up having a hoot and a half shooting at TVs and playing with a
little dog. I don’t know if he ever had a cocaine and booze phase but if he did
it surely included this film. I wouldn’t even be surprised if he was being
filmed at his own home. At any rate, Mitchell and a pretty decent Hope Holliday
are the only fun you’re going to have with this terrible cheapie. Sadly,
Holliday’s role is a mere cameo before she and Pierce blast away at each other
in a bizarrely quickly escalating incident. Oh, and remember those two guys
that shot at each other? Well Pierce goes and shoots the one guy who shot the
other guy because this movie has more senseless shooting than Walter Hill’s “Last
Man Standing”. Sadly, even the fighting is uninteresting here. Lew’s a
talented hand, but there’s not much he and Fong can do when Harris has their
stuff shot in close-ups and other bad angles. You’re more worried about the
camera being hit than the actors.
Cynical, badly cobbled together junk.
Cameron Mitchell seems to be having fun, but he and Hope Holliday can’t make
garbage edible. The best case scenario here is that Harris, Mitchell, and Fong
wanted to give their friends some work, but this just comes off as so pathetic
and poorly done. Fong might think of himself as a martial arts Charles Bronson,
but even at his worst Bronson wasn’t quite this boring.
Rating: D-
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