Review: Emmanuelle 4
Sylvia
Kristel stars as Sylvia, a woman sick of her relationship with Marc (a young
Patrick Bauchau, yes, that Patrick
Bauchau), but knowing how likely it is that she’ll end up falling under his
spell again, she undertakes some very extreme measures. Flying from Hollywood
to Brazil, she undergoes a complete plastic surgery procedure, which somehow
winds back her biological clock ten years, but also somehow makes her a virgin
again (!). Going from brunette to blonde and now calling herself Emmanuelle
(played by Mia Nygren) she is encouraged by sexy psychiatrist Donna (Deborah
Power) to explore her new self, if ‘ya know what I mean.
This
1984 sequel from dual writer-directors Francis Leroi and Iris Letans is a long
way from the heights of “Emmanuelle II”, but is a massive improvement
over the dismal “Goodbye, Emmanuelle”. Oh it’s one helluva stupid film,
don’t get me wrong, but at least it’s under no illusions as to what genre of
filmmaking it belongs to.
This
time out, either a dissatisfied Ms. Sylvia Kristel or producers looking to cash
Kristel in for a younger model, sees the title character undergoing radical and
extensive plastic surgery to emerge as an entirely different actress, Mia
Nygren. The change is for the better in my opinion, as I was just never that
much of a fan of Kristel. Nygren is much more beautiful, if a tad thin, and has
a truly spankable arse. Emmanuelle spends a lot of the film masturbating it
seems, and frankly, I don’t blame her. Meanwhile, the film doesn’t want to let
go of Kristel entirely, and has her appear throughout in…um…dream sequences,
maybe? Non-sequitur? Buggered if I know, her scenes here just confuse things.
As
for the sex? It’s actually pretty good. It’s the most explicit of the four
films, absolutely, and the highlight is definitely the climactic scene between
Emmanuelle and her female shrink, played by a sultry Deborah Power. It’s not
the most explicit scene in the film, don’t get me wrong, but you want to see
these two get together from the very beginning, and that investment in their
relationship makes it resonate. Another earlier lesbian scene between two minor
characters is poorly established, has one participant fully-clothed, and only
seen from behind, and yet still manages to be surprisingly explicit for the
early 80s. There’s a couple of scenes that seem to stop short, and that appears
to be because they featured hardcore material cut out of every version of the
film except in some corners of Europe. I don’t think the film loses too much
without the material, except that the material has been unartfully cut out so
as to be very noticeable. The film also has more shots of vaginas than any of
the previous films by far. So there’s that.
So
why does the film get the same grade as the first film, you ask? Because it’s
frigging idiotic (and a feminist’s nightmare), that’s why. The film starts in
Hollywood, but everyone speaks French…like the natives do, of course. And then
there’s the matter of the plastic surgery. Sylvia/Emmanuelle is told ‘it’ll
change your whole life’. Really? That’s a bit ridiculous. And of course the
plastic surgery covers her entire body…and her voice box, apparently. All done
in one go. It’s the most overblown and ridiculous way to write an actress out
of a film series I’ve ever seen, and the surgery scene itself is hilarious. And
that’s before we get to the idea that Emmanuelle/Sylvia’s mind has apparently
been made ten years younger, and since she has a new body, it also means she’s
a virgin. Uh-huh. It’s pretty foul on a women’s lib level, but let’s face it,
it’s a softcore film made by a man (and a woman, admittedly) for the
consumption of horny men. Feminist concerns are counter to this film’s sole
purpose. Still, it’s pretty outrageous that the only message one can really
ascertain from this film is ‘Chicks, man…’
So
yes, this is indeed a decent recovery from the awful “Goodbye, Emmanuelle”
but with ghastly sexual/gender politics, and quite possibly one of the dumbest
plots in cinematic history, this can hardly be considered a good film. It sure
isn’t boring, though.
Rating:
C+
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